Bad opening lines

[atalantapendrag]

"Hi, may I ask about your calves?" is a fucking CREEPY thing to message someone with on a dating site, especially when that's the whole message.

Comments

[subluxate]

I really wonder what's wrong with some people.

[atalantapendrag]

His profile had a subtly-wrong vibe too.

[sathari]

RUN. Like your feet are on fire and your ass is catching. (Yes, cliche, by now, but still.)